Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
