If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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