i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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