Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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