Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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