think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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