Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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