Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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