do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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