Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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