how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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