Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
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You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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