Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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