Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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