No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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