At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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