there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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