what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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