I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
what if I'm pregnant?
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I have grass duct taped all over my body
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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