We won't sleep together?
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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