I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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