sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
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He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
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Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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