During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
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Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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