I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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