If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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