Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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