just come out here and I will go home with you...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
