Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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