K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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