so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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