I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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