All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Why can't burritos get me drunk
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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