I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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