just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You need a sexual gate keeper
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize