Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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