You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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