Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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