is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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