I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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