that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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