I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
