super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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