Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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