if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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