You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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