i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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