That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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