I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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