New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.