Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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