just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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