When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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