she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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