I want to make a zoo with you.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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